This project is rooted in humanity, both mine and yours. Yes, I’m talking to you. Be honest with me, were you uncomfortable when you opened this window? Did you crack a smile? Even just a little bit?

It’s okay sweetness. They are funny. Bodies together in a desperate, wet, humping attempt to be mutually satisfied. It’s private and hot but we can’t deny it, sex is funny and embarrassing and you’re kidding yourself if you read this and think “well I’ve never once felt amused in the bedroom.”

Don’t lie to me my love…

Food and sex are fundamental to the survival of any species. But humans are one of the only species that indulge in both for pleasure. If eating cake and having sex make you feel good, then surely these paintings should to? Enjoy their colours and their humour. Feel dirty at their explicitness. Relax, just like that baby… It’s time to play my game.

Guess their names, I dare you x